where everbody knows shit (about the kindom of god)…

hanging out at the pig, with jim the owner…

jim (to random guy at bar): ‘hey do you know j?’

guy: ‘no, i don’t.’

jim: ‘j is a regular. and when i say regular, i mean REGULAR.’

me: ‘i’m like norm.’

jim: ‘yes, he’s like the christian norm.’

guy: ‘how do you know norm wasn’t a christian?’

jim: ‘true, he was a nice guy.’

me: ‘BEING A CHRISTIAN ISN’T ABOUT BEING NICE!’

jim and guy: ‘okay.’